For those hot summer nights penguin dreaming, penguin hunting or whatever, relief awaits. This blend of smooth strawberries and flightless waterfowl with a Norwegian kick will chill the hottest evenings.

  • 1 psychotic, lazy, retired Bloom County peguin
  • 1 shot light rum
  • 1 shot herring liqueur
  • 1 shot Bud Ice (chilled)
  • 1 dozen fresh strawberries or other fruit
  • 1 tablespoon lime juice
  • 1 cup crushed ice
  • Dash of salt
Simple. Throw items in blender and blend away. Leave one or two strawberries for garnish. Those sensitive to toxins should take care when preparing first ingredient. It is well known that Opus in his interminable quest for aesthetic perfection has had substantial modifications (translation = lots of body work.) Be sure to discard all silicone and other synthetic inserts.

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